Yimlipyad is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, able jaguar.

Yimlipyad created the planet Saturn eight million years ago.

If you believe in Yimlipyad, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Yimlipyad, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Yimlipyad's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Yimlipyad's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not wear gray clothing.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Always wear red.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.