Gidlanhud is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, ruthless cobra.

Gidlanhud created a photon four years ago.

If you believe in Gidlanhud, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Gidlanhud, she will destroy your favourite star.

Gidlanhud's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Gidlanhud's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Gidlanhud.

2. Retreat if four dolphins approach from the south.

3. Grasshopers are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gidlanhud.