Milgat is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, selfish bee.

Milgat created the Sun four billion years ago.

If you believe in Milgat, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Milgat, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Milgat's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Milgat's Holy Commandments

1. Always help otters.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

3. Do not run in public.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not wear purple clothing.