Veenhugcep is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, happy parrot.

Veenhugcep created parasitic wasps four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Veenhugcep, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Veenhugcep, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Veenhugcep's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Veenhugcep's Holy Commandments

1. Never sprint near aardvarks.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never feed lots of bananas to monkeys while wearing green jumpers.

4. Never think about planets.

5. Do not listen to music.