Vilhughab is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, humorless mole.

Vilhughab created vertebrates four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vilhughab, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Vilhughab, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Vilhughab's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Vilhughab's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate bats.

3. Never look at comets.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never mention geese.