Tarp is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, sapient wyvern.

Tarp created the Milkyway four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tarp, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Tarp, it will jump up and down on your head.

Tarp's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Tarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

2. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Tarp on top of all buildings.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not cook food in pots.