Ripkadsand is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, irritating parrot.

Ripkadsand created the Sunflower Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ripkadsand, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Ripkadsand, she will not invite you to parties.

Ripkadsand's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Ripkadsand's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Ripkadsand's name in vain.

2. Do not trade with those who eat strawberries.

3. Do not wear white clothing.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never go into red rooms.