Binquart is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, able swan.

Binquart created the Sol system seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Binquart, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Binquart, she will turn you into a rock.

Binquart's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Binquart's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not trade with those who eat oranges.

4. Never talk about gravity near tapirs while wearing black kilts.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate cats.