Binquart is a god.
She takes the form of a very large, able
swan.
Binquart created the Sol system seven quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Binquart, she will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Binquart, she will turn you into a rock.
Binquart's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.
Binquart's Holy Commandments1. Always pray in complete darkness.
2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
3. Do not trade with those who eat oranges.
4. Never talk about gravity near tapirs while wearing black kilts.
5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate cats.