Montungon is a god.
She takes the form of a fat, pitiless
dingo.
Montungon created a charm quark six trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Montungon, she will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in
Montungon, she will strike you with lightening.
Montungon's most sacred site is Evol in France.
Montungon's Holy Commandments1. Erect four copper sculptures of Montungon on top of important buildings.
2. Never look at stars.
3. Do not cook food in pots.
4. Never talk about hamsters.
5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.