Montungon is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, pitiless dingo.

Montungon created a charm quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Montungon, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Montungon, she will strike you with lightening.

Montungon's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Montungon's Holy Commandments

1. Erect four copper sculptures of Montungon on top of important buildings.

2. Never look at stars.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never talk about hamsters.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.