Ablenjip is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, capable dragon.

Ablenjip created silver three billion years ago.

If you believe in Ablenjip, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Ablenjip, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Ablenjip's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Ablenjip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Worship no other gods but Ablenjip.

5. You must pray to Ablenjip five times a day.