Quafcubtik is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, sage goose.

Quafcubtik created dark matter six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quafcubtik, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Quafcubtik, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Quafcubtik's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Quafcubtik's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dark matter.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Hide if six whales approach from the west.

4. Never feed strawberries to swans while wearing yellow tights.

5. Never eat bark.