Benpidhog is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, merciful hummingbird.

Benpidhog created the universe five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Benpidhog, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Benpidhog, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Benpidhog's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Benpidhog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

2. Never eat apples.

3. Never paint your hands black.

4. You must pray to Benpidhog five times a day.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.