Dunnigdav is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, omniscient raccoon.

Dunnigdav created the Milkyway eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dunnigdav, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Dunnigdav, she will think nothing of it.

Dunnigdav's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Dunnigdav's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dunnigdav.

3. Never wear green corsets.

4. Always help cats in need.

5. Do not stand on grass.