Bugtargjigzak is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, charitable horse.

Bugtargjigzak created a quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Bugtargjigzak, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bugtargjigzak, it will turn you into a rat.

Bugtargjigzak's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Bugtargjigzak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Bugtargjigzak's name in vain.

2. Do not shave your feet.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never write about gravity.

5. Fast once a month.