Quillarntar is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, temperamental meerkat.

Quillarntar created the Sol system four million years ago.

If you believe in Quillarntar, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Quillarntar, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Quillarntar's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Quillarntar's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Quillarntar.

2. Never write about bacteria.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Run away from red squirrels, for they are unholy.

5. Learn eight new languages a year.