Bogtofquim is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, impressive toad.

Bogtofquim created time and space five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bogtofquim, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bogtofquim, he will torture you forever.

Bogtofquim's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Bogtofquim's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Hide if three ducks approach from the south.

5. Bogtofquim must be the most important thing in your life.