Tenfuttof is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, quiet warg.

Tenfuttof created the Sunflower Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tenfuttof, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Tenfuttof, she will turn you into a rat.

Tenfuttof's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Tenfuttof's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Tenfuttof loves turtles, so they must be respected.

3. You must love Tenfuttof.

4. Erect eight aluminium sculptures of Tenfuttof on top of important buildings.

5. Never talk about galaxies.