Tigtetticib is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, proud rhinoceros.

Tigtetticib created a strange quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tigtetticib, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Tigtetticib, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Tigtetticib's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Tigtetticib's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear violet.

2. Never leap in holy places.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Tigtetticib.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.