Pitfadfar is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, sage finch.

Pitfadfar created the Sunflower Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Pitfadfar, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Pitfadfar, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Pitfadfar's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Pitfadfar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

2. Never write about quantum mechanics.

3. Never hurt porpoises.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Pitfadfar.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.