Binfobfumkad is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, charitable wren.

Binfobfumkad created the planet Saturn three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Binfobfumkad, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Binfobfumkad, he will be very sad.

Binfobfumkad's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Binfobfumkad's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Erect three platinum sculptures of Binfobfumkad on top of important buildings.

3. Great tits are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never talk about quantum field theory near mice while wearing black rings.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.