Lagsinwadcip is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, unjust unicorn.

Lagsinwadcip created the Tadpole Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Lagsinwadcip, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Lagsinwadcip, she will send you a sign.

Lagsinwadcip's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Lagsinwadcip's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about nebulae.

2. Do not hurt monkeys.

3. Always look after injured geese.

4. Never look at black holes.

5. Never wear trousers.