Gatgabcip is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, quiet wyvern.

Gatgabcip created the world twelve years ago.

If you believe in Gatgabcip, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Gatgabcip, it will turn you into a plant.

Gatgabcip's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Gatgabcip's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not eat tomatoes.

3. You must never eat peas.

4. Gulls are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never write about nebulae.