Didgublarp is a god.
She takes the form of a microscopic, self-assured
whale.
Didgublarp created Europe three thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Didgublarp, she will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Didgublarp, she will turn you into a dog.
Didgublarp's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.
Didgublarp's Holy Commandments1. Never think about optics near gulls while wearing mauve corsets and balancing six carbon spheres on your chest.
2. Never eat green fruit.
3. Run away from blue squirrels, for they are unholy.
4. Do not wear green clothing.
5. Never mention pigs.