Godleg is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, quiet lion.

Godleg created an atom six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Godleg, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Godleg, she will turn you into a rock.

Godleg's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Godleg's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Put Godleg first in all things.

5. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.