Godleg is a god.
She takes the form of a massive, quiet
lion.
Godleg created an atom six quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Godleg, she will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Godleg, she will turn you into a rock.
Godleg's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.
Godleg's Holy Commandments1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
2. Respect your elders.
3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
4. Put Godleg first in all things.
5. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.