Yimweeyattbud is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, benevolent lobster.

Yimweeyattbud created a down quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Yimweeyattbud, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Yimweeyattbud, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Yimweeyattbud's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Yimweeyattbud's Holy Commandments

1. Yimweeyattbud loves birds, so they must be respected.

2. Erect four platinum sculptures of Yimweeyattbud on top of important buildings.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Worship no other gods but Yimweeyattbud.

5. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a building before entering it.