Lib is a god.
He takes the form of a large, prudent
faun.
Lib created tapeworms nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Lib, he will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Lib, he will turn you into a rat.
Lib's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.
Lib's Holy Commandments1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tapirs.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
3. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.
4. Never sit in holy places.
5. Never paint your hands yellow.