Targbossug is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, slow meerkat.

Targbossug created a charm quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Targbossug, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Targbossug, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Targbossug's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Targbossug's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not dye your hair fawn.

3. Never talk about dark energy near voles while wearing gray skirts and balancing six titanium spheres on your legs.

4. Run away from cyan turtles, for they are unholy.

5. Erect a large iron sculpture of Targbossug on top of all buildings.