Bop is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, irritating narwhal.

Bop created humanity seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bop, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Bop, she will turn you into a sheep.

Bop's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Bop's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Always help dogs.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.