Binneggatquaf is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, effective otter.

Binneggatquaf created Europe eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Binneggatquaf, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Binneggatquaf, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Binneggatquaf's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Binneggatquaf's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never think about enzymes.

4. Never feed nuts to pigs while wearing blue shoes.

5. Always wear purple.