Binneggatquaf is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely small, effective
otter.
Binneggatquaf created Europe eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Binneggatquaf, he will approve.
If you do not believe in
Binneggatquaf, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.
Binneggatquaf's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.
Binneggatquaf's Holy Commandments1. Always take life seriously.
2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
3. Never think about enzymes.
4. Never feed nuts to pigs while wearing blue shoes.
5. Always wear purple.