Milbellquag is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, unfair chinchilla.

Milbellquag created the Virgo Supercluster eight million years ago.

If you believe in Milbellquag, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Milbellquag, he will turn you into a sheep.

Milbellquag's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Milbellquag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Erect a large lead sculpture of Milbellquag on top of all buildings.

5. Never look in ponds.