Bedrappad is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, selfish owl.

Bedrappad created the Small Magellanic Cloud five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bedrappad, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bedrappad, he will send minions to preach to you.

Bedrappad's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Bedrappad's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured dogs.

2. Never feed figs to snails while wearing yellow stockings.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Turtles are not to be trusted.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.