Misjattim is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, bad-tempered hippopotamus.

Misjattim created the solar system six billion years ago.

If you believe in Misjattim, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Misjattim, she will not invite you to parties.

Misjattim's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Misjattim's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear turquoise boots.

2. Do not hurt turtles.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never think about amino acids.

5. Never write about moons.