Miltomwig is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, slow goat.

Miltomwig created the solar system four years ago.

If you believe in Miltomwig, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Miltomwig, she will turn you into a snail.

Miltomwig's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Miltomwig's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention foxes.

2. Do not wear fawn clothing.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate bats.

4. Do not eat tomatoes.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.