Fasdogqueeg is a god.
He takes the form of a rotund, uncaring
scorpion.
Fasdogqueeg created a charm quark five billion years ago.
If you believe in
Fasdogqueeg, he will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Fasdogqueeg, he will make you grow a tail.
Fasdogqueeg's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.
Fasdogqueeg's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about gravity near foxes while wearing indigo jumpers.
2. Do not hurt otters.
3. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Fasdogqueeg in the centre of the settlement.
4. Do not chop down trees.
5. Do not eat aubergines.