Mobyartflag is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, sage porpoise.

Mobyartflag created the planet Saturn six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mobyartflag, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Mobyartflag, he will turn you into a mole.

Mobyartflag's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Mobyartflag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never jump in holy places.

3. Do not keep three cats in a large pit.

4. Run away from magenta great tits, for they are unholy.

5. Never leap near otters.