Bumwanfum is a god.
She takes the form of a blubbery, merciful
hedgehog.
Bumwanfum created the Andromeda Galaxy five billion years ago.
If you believe in
Bumwanfum, she will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Bumwanfum, she will send you a sign.
Bumwanfum's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.
Bumwanfum's Holy Commandments1. Never feed cherries to doves while wearing corsets.
2. Feed all hungry gulls.
3. Never go into fawn rooms.
4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
5. You must pray to Bumwanfum four times a day.