Bumwanfum is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, merciful hedgehog.

Bumwanfum created the Andromeda Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Bumwanfum, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bumwanfum, she will send you a sign.

Bumwanfum's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Bumwanfum's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed cherries to doves while wearing corsets.

2. Feed all hungry gulls.

3. Never go into fawn rooms.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. You must pray to Bumwanfum four times a day.