Vegzen is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, selfish rhinoceros.

Vegzen created the planet Venus four billion years ago.

If you believe in Vegzen, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Vegzen, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Vegzen's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Vegzen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never hurt sheep.

3. Always treat ants with great respect.

4. Always help sick seals.

5. Never feed lots of turnips to shrews while wearing fawn tights.
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