Komranquart is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, sage ferret.

Komranquart created life seven million years ago.

If you believe in Komranquart, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Komranquart, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Komranquart's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Komranquart's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured bats.

2. Never talk about galaxies.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Hide if nine foxes approach from the north.

5. Never hop in the presence of sheep.