Straglistmigcibstervol Citbedgep is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, narcissistic human.

Straglistmigcibstervol Citbedgep created gold three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Straglistmigcibstervol Citbedgep, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Straglistmigcibstervol Citbedgep, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Straglistmigcibstervol Citbedgep's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Straglistmigcibstervol Citbedgep's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Straglistmigcibstervol Citbedgep in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never go into brown rooms.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not kill nematodes.