Kikdissboss Quatripdab is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, confident dragon.

Kikdissboss Quatripdab created the Virgo Supercluster five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kikdissboss Quatripdab, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Kikdissboss Quatripdab, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Kikdissboss Quatripdab's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Kikdissboss Quatripdab's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump near great tits.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never think ill of sick manatees.