Nuljinpib is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, bad-tempered capybara.

Nuljinpib created the Whirlpool Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nuljinpib, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Nuljinpib, it will send minions to preach to you.

Nuljinpib's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Nuljinpib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Always make sure there are no gulls in a building before entering it.

3. Never talk about spacetime.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not drink water in violet rooms.