Nabfubgadflapfom Guptanhud is a god.
It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, irritating
mink.
Nabfubgadflapfom Guptanhud created a bottom quark eight million years ago.
If you believe in
Nabfubgadflapfom Guptanhud, it will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Nabfubgadflapfom Guptanhud, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.
Nabfubgadflapfom Guptanhud's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.
Nabfubgadflapfom Guptanhud's Holy Commandments1. Put Nabfubgadflapfom Guptanhud first in all things.
2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nabfubgadflapfom Guptanhud.
3. Your children must be taught to worship Nabfubgadflapfom Guptanhud.
4. Show mercy to disobedient children.
5. Never mention sharks.