Yikzimyart is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, happy jellyfish.

Yikzimyart created humanity six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yikzimyart, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Yikzimyart, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Yikzimyart's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Yikzimyart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt monkeys.

2. You must love Yikzimyart.

3. Never think about thermodynamics near bats while wearing black shorts and balancing three aluminium spheres on your face.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Always look after injured mice.