Pinratnill is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, dishonourable chicken.

Pinratnill created the Sol system five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pinratnill, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Pinratnill, it will not care.

Pinratnill's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Pinratnill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt gulls.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not speak about melons.

4. Never sing near doves.

5. Never paint your face pink.