Yimbastyarllarp is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, charitable naga.

Yimbastyarllarp created the Sombrero Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yimbastyarllarp, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Yimbastyarllarp, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Yimbastyarllarp's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Yimbastyarllarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about spacetime.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Always make sure there are no seals in a room before entering it.

4. Hide from black horses for they are unholy.

5. Never think about black holes.