Wegkonjentetti is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unfair fly.

Wegkonjentetti created parasitic wasps six million years ago.

If you believe in Wegkonjentetti, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Wegkonjentetti, he will send you a sign.

Wegkonjentetti's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Wegkonjentetti's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at black holes.

2. Never chant in the presence of porpoises.

3. Always look after injured nematodes.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never go into white rooms.
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