Monyokgessnill is a god.
It takes the form of a very fat, happy
swan.
Monyokgessnill created viruses nine billion years ago.
If you believe in
Monyokgessnill, it will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Monyokgessnill, it will say rude things about you at parties.
Monyokgessnill's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.
Monyokgessnill's Holy Commandments1. Never paint your legs pink.
2. Never write about stars.
3. Do not keep four frogs in a large pit.
4. Always wear green.
5. Do not covet oxen.