Cudvencut is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, kind badger.

Cudvencut created light nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Cudvencut, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Cudvencut, it will destroy your home planet.

Cudvencut's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Cudvencut's Holy Commandments

1. Always help mites.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never write about galaxies.

4. Erect four aluminium sculptures of Cudvencut on top of important buildings.

5. Do not chop down trees.