Hadteenbat Pibquafflowanfut is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, proud raven.

Hadteenbat Pibquafflowanfut created tapeworms eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hadteenbat Pibquafflowanfut, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Hadteenbat Pibquafflowanfut, he will come to you in dreams.

Hadteenbat Pibquafflowanfut's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Hadteenbat Pibquafflowanfut's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. You must pray to Hadteenbat Pibquafflowanfut four times a day.

3. Never talk about ultrasonics.

4. Never think about black holes.

5. Erect a giant magenta sculpture of Hadteenbat Pibquafflowanfut in the centre of the settlement.