Jamwatjinfubnatbotbungup is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, unthinking yak.

Jamwatjinfubnatbotbungup created silver five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jamwatjinfubnatbotbungup, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Jamwatjinfubnatbotbungup, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Jamwatjinfubnatbotbungup's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Jamwatjinfubnatbotbungup's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never jump in the presence of grasshopers.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Run away from orange snails, for they are unholy.

5. Never think about photosynthesis.
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